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ok so [Aug. 8th, 2004|12:39 am]
i have no where else to write this and be heard but here is it


'why i hate me' by mike barger:
1. im gay
2. im depressed
3. i THINK im fat
4. im anorexic
5. no one really likes me
6. people use me
7. im a push over
8. i have no selfesteem
9. im lonely
10. im jelous
11. im scared
12. im not drunk
13. i have crushes on people i shouldent
14. i have no one to talk to
15. even if i did i wouldent talk
16. i have mild poision ivy right now and it itches like crazy
17. i want drungs only becasue im depressed
18. i have over 17 reasons


i will update with reason 19+

thanks for listening, any questions will be answered in the form or a responce to your comment

~mikeb
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2004|02:04 am]
ok well there have been some massive developments in the department of gossip, and b/c this journal will be public i will not discuss any of them


congratualtions. go fuck yourself
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calling all sophmores [May. 7th, 2004|09:39 am]
hey everyone, starting monday i need all the sophmors reading this to write "votemikeb.com" somewhere on their teachers chalkboard. that is my site for elections, and i need to start advertising monday

they shouldent really mind, it is only a little thing on their side board or something.


thanks for your help in advance.





ok, now about my morning...

i woke up ay 720 and got ready to leave in like 1 min, i ran out of the house and still would have gotten to school late. BUt on the way to school i saw corey walking, beacsue she missed her bus.

so i picked her up, and she suggested that we get some food, so we went to the diner to get pancakes, and they were so good. and then we went to the MC donnalds playground and had fun b4 comming to school.. i would have been late ne way, so getting food was a great idea.
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(no subject) [Apr. 12th, 2004|10:29 pm]
ok i update never, but i am in the mode right now.. so i am going to milk this for everything i can.


spring break has been great so far. i have been sleeping till noon everyday, except for sunday because of stupid jesus


and look at that... i am out of the mood


see you in a mounth or so
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2004|09:25 pm]
ok i dont update ofter, i mean not really at all. but this is amazing


ok exact convo - me and glen walking out of dians with icecream in hands

G- the new season of family guy is going to be amazing
M- ya it will, unless it sucks cause they are trying to make it like before. like if jesus came back, it might not be as great
G- like that time he had the gun.


OMG it was sooooo funny


omg glenn is retarted
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greatest night of life. [Mar. 27th, 2004|05:36 pm]
it was just so amazing. the cottillion was great, but the after party was better....


i have been wasted b4 but not like that. will's limo rolled up and everyone was scared b/c my dad was there.
we played pong and b/c cot. ended kinda late ppl were there for only a lil bit. but it was great. i want to party everyweekend



PARTY AT BARGERS


OMG it was great, there are no words.
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groupHUG [Mar. 17th, 2004|04:54 pm]
grouphug is the most amazing site ever

ok, so i got my stock statement in, and it turns out i have O, only $15,000 in stock!!!

i was in fucking stock.

i bought 600 shares of XM radio(XMSR) at an average of 6$ a share. 600*6=3600

i sold 100 shares at 20$ so i now have 500 shares bought with 1600 (3600-2000)

so now i have 500. it is at 27.50 right now. and 27.50 times 500 is... $13,750

it is really complitacted but i also have 100 shares of netflix.inc. its at 30.50


with all the math and what it is about 15-16K now



guess who just paid for some/most of college.
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a rockin saturday [Mar. 13th, 2004|09:59 pm]
today was great. i hung out wiht meg and mar, we were to tunes, the coffe place at the ritz, the mall, perkfections, jew bread, and macdonalds.

it was great


i got lost going to meg's and it took me like 30 mins. and then i did the above with the 2 of them

it was a fun fun night and i am just getting home.


nextweekend we are getting cheesesteaks at nardi's

mmmmmmmmm weekend


laterz
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(no subject) [Mar. 9th, 2004|10:25 am]
right now i am eating a bunny, the favor: watermemlon slices..

ok this is really cool, yesterday i was in the computer lab and meg and mer were there and i was reading my past livejournal posts in a very calm mono-tone voice and it was FUNNY .

it makes me realize how borning this livejournal is and how there is no way anyone would want to read it.



thats right you



ps. i ony want to have sex with meggin not bekki, sorry bekkkkks
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i hate you all [Mar. 8th, 2004|01:04 pm]
i am not updating
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i hate my mom [Mar. 2nd, 2004|09:25 pm]
ok, so today i got my permit, and OMg i hate my mom.
i was going 60 down rt. 73 and she was so pissed. it was like i killed someone. i drive so fine, my instructor didnt even care when i drove like that.

i am never going out with my mom



i hate her so much
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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2004|10:52 am]
guess what..!!!


i hate you all.


lsat night i didnt get to sleep till 3 O' clock and that was only becasue i didnt wake up till 3 O'clock in the afternoon. i wastched my family guys dvds and i got to season 2 eposiod 5-6

but i started at season 3 eposoid 3 or 4 and worked my say back.
it was funny.


this morning i eat con pops and ran the mile in 6:42


i know there is No reason you would EVER want to read this but that is the sole reason why i am writing it

keep it real


~out
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bekkie types funny [Feb. 26th, 2004|10:27 am]
yo dawgs, i hate wokring friday nights.

george said is he is going to be sleeping at main street, i dont know how true this is. but i still want to go. work till 10, so i might be able to chill with them

i hope i do megan and bekki at the same time.


so... ya we will be doing that a little later


KK will fuck you up
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2004|10:24 am]
ok i finally d/l taxman -the beatles, and meet virginia ~train, i am listening to taxman now

i have driving lessons after school (what a joke) it is such a waste of time and money.

me and my mom are going to target to get DDR MAX 2. and then the mall to renew my passport for when i go to europe this spring.

and now my mom wants to find a cheap room in prague, and my dad wants to find a cheap flight to there, and then a cheap flight back from london, and then cheap transportation to london to prague.


ok gtg, meet virginia is now playing



just a reminder, today is "I HATE MIKE DAY" so you guys can have fun with that



comment whore
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morning suck [Feb. 12th, 2004|07:31 am]
why do i even come early anymore, the lobby sucks! there is no 1 there anymore. i cant belive it. i am nnot comming to school before 7.30 anymore


i hate you all.
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2004|10:34 am]
for some readon i have had some really messed up mood swings,

before math i was really tied and didnt want to do anything, and then after math in the hallway i got really hyper and kida started skipping down the hallway to study hall and now i am just very calm in the MC.









2-4-5 you want some?
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fuck sparknotes [Feb. 6th, 2004|10:53 am]
dammit i didnt read he last 2 hapters of the book we had to read, well ch 3 and 4, i am half way throught 3, and spark notes didnt have the ook on their site,

shit


ok awls is selling like crazy i brought in 4 bottles today, expecting 1 for jim and 1 for me and 2 for other people well i ddne even see jim yet and i dont have any left. brian block bought2 in HR and so did randy. and then brian wanted another 1. so now neither jim or i have one todrink at lunch.

from now on, 3$ a bottle


if you want some come to my locker.
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what a great pasttime [Jan. 29th, 2004|05:21 pm]
ok, i realized something that i LOVE, that would be, scaring my friends.

very easy:
one lead your friend in to another room, or, you can just not go somewhere in the house where your friends goes. example when your friend goes into the kitchen you dont.

two go to the nearest corner. stand behind a door or where the target will have to go to get to his desired location.

three wait for the target to come back, or if you have to and only if you have to call him or her into the room.

four right when the target turns the corner or opens the door you are waiting behind all you have to do is SCREAM. the sound of someone screaming will make then scream and BE very scared. they will then stand in shock for5 about 20-60 seconds. they will laugh and you will defentally laugh.
NOTE: while waiting do not laught in antipication. this will ruin the joke and the target will now be awear of any other hits you plan on for about a day or so.


thank you ~mikeB
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why i am a freak [Jan. 27th, 2004|09:07 pm]
ok i was eating an orange, and i thought i would describe how i eat an orange. ok first i peel off the peal (har har har) and then i get all the slices. and then i nibble at the very top brim. just so i can peal away the skin, and then i CAREFULLY pea away the thin lineing covering the real fruit. after that i chomp down on the fruit inside. it is great becasue this take me forever. about 20-35 mins to eat one complete orange. i know it is freaky but thats how i do it.


thanks for listening
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holy shit! get off the road [Jan. 22nd, 2004|08:12 am]
ok, well i got back from ohio this morning, and i drove to school!!! omg it was great driving to school without my dad in the car. but what really sucks, is that i fucking cant tell anyone, and i want to so bad. so when people ask where i was yesterday, that only thing i can say is that i wasent in school and change the topic. this is going to be hard for a whole year. o man here we go
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